One day, a user named 'dude' was on Trollpasta Wiki wiki editing stuff, adding stuff, and categorizing things. Until, one day... 'A wikia contributor' appeared.
It was so horrifying. 'The wikia contributor' posted very gruesome things, made a lot of crap, and gave people in lots of wikias heart attacks. 'dude' was shocked. How could a possibly harmless, anonymous user destroy people's lives? Or maybe even flood a lot of gore in the wikis? The question remains unanswered. 'dude' then received a message in his talk page... It said
'dude' knew he was next. So he gathered his interweapons and went on a journey through the gore-filled wikias to find the wikia contributor and kill him once and for all. He had to endure many things, such as skeletons popping out in some pages, a virtual phone which answered asks you what you are doing on the computer which makes you ask 'WHO WAS PHONE', and videos of a man who looks like our main character 'dude' with blood coming out everywhere and being sent to space.
'dude' finally saw him. 'dude' prepared for battle. The wikia contributor wanted to battle Pokémon style. 'dude' accepted. Here it goes.
The wikia contributor used POUND! It wasn't effective.
'dude' used THUNDERBOLT!. It was a bit effective.
The wikia contributor used SPLASH! What the fuck?
'dude' used ARMAGEDDON! It's super effective!
The wikia contributor is finally gone. Wikia can be at peace again. 'dude' is so happy with his achievement.
A few days later, 'dude' was editing a page. He received some mail! He decided to open it. and A SKELETON POPPED OUT!